Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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