I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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