Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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