i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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