: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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