I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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