she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
only if we run a train.
done.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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