i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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