do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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