No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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