Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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