I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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