so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He felt like a one man threesome
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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