Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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