It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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