fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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