We're facebook friends in real life
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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