one might say we're banned from that church
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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