Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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