Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am naked and annoyed.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
And then he peed in my hair
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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