You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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