oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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