Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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