Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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