We're facebook friends in real life
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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