My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
