If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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