Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
and you fell through a lawn chair
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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