Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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