There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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