Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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