You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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