Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
