i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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