well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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