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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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