I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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