Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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