i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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