I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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