similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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