how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Randomize
