Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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