Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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