Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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