u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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