Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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