we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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