we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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