So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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