Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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