You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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