And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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