Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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