Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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